Joke Grenade Team Building Event

Hey Guys,

Our team building event for tomorrow at the “Restaurant” will need to be cancelled.  Unfortunately someone (Ichi) didn’t put the order in for our “ones” at the bank in time.  We all know the rule; large quantities of ones require a two day turnaround. 

Jack, if you would like “The Joke Grenade Special,” go catch a movie and sit in an aisle seat.  I am sure you’ll have enough people crawl over you for a cheap thrill.  Plus based on what we last heard, you only need three seconds or so. 

 As for me, I am going to hang out at home with the wife.  I’ll spray her with body spray and have her pretend to kiss my nose while breathing heavily in my ear. 

Peace, Love and Hair Grease,

Tito