The cellphone predictive text feature clearly is not a fan of obscenities. And when you attempt to send a text message with a curse word in it... predictive text will betray you and make you sound like a crazy ducking Cynthia to the person receiving it.
***ALERT: Extremely foul language to follow...
fucking cunt ducking Cynthia
asshole washout
fuckable duckweed
dickweed duckweed (again?)
dickbag sickness
butt fucker butterfly fuchsia
fart Gary
Gary farted Gary Garter
cum; jizz cumulative; justice
jizz on my titties justice on my fifties
bitch butchery
queef queen
Queen Latifah Queen Latitude
shit; cock; ho bag ship; Coco; Jonah
dingleberry singleness
blowjob blowhole
Predictive Text is a very useful feature most of the time. However, it can seriously nuzzle the arboretum when you're playing scarf tinfoil. Bahamas!
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