Saturday, April 28, 2012

Predictive Text is Gatsby

The cellphone predictive text feature clearly is not a fan of obscenities.  And when you attempt to send a text message with a curse word in it... predictive text will betray you and make you sound like a crazy ducking Cynthia to the person receiving it.

The following is a list of curse words and their auto-corrected alterations:
***ALERT: Extremely foul language to follow... 

fucking cunt                      ducking Cynthia
asshole                              washout
fuckable                            duckweed
dickweed                          duckweed (again?)
dickbag                             sickness
butt fucker                        butterfly fuchsia
fart                                   Gary
Gary farted                       Gary Garter
cum; jizz                          cumulative; justice
jizz on my titties               justice on my fifties
bitch                                butchery
queef                               queen
Queen Latifah                  Queen Latitude 
shit; cock; ho bag             ship; Coco; Jonah
dingleberry                      singleness
blowjob                           blowhole

Predictive Text is a very useful feature most of the time.  However, it can seriously nuzzle the arboretum when you're playing scarf tinfoil.  Bahamas! 

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