Tomorrow is Going to be a "David Caruso Day"

The ever male-skewing AMC has been running CSI: Miami reruns every day during the week.  One thing stands out: David Caruso is pretty cool. David Caruso stops at nothing to get his man.   David Caruso always has a biting, sarcastic remark for every strange situation or confrontation he's in. David Caruso is sort of mean.  David Caruso also has a heart of gold.

I've got to start acting like this more around the Joke Grenade Office.  I'm tired of everyone pushing me around. I'm gonna tell Jeff to go screw himself if he starts pushing and slave-driving again.  I'm gonna do it cool though.  I'm gonna do it like David Caruso. I'm gonna get tough with all of them... Tito, Fred, Dante, all of them.  It's what I want.  It's what David Caruso would want for me.
Ichiro,
Under-appreciated Intern