It's Not Easy Being Green

Don't make me envious... you wouldn't like me when I'm envious.
Don't test me on what I know... you wouldn't like my inexperience. 
Don't make me horny, baby... you wouldn't like me when I'm horny.
Don't make me planet-conscience... you wouldn't like me when I conserve resources.
Don't look at my bank statements... you wouldn't like me when I'm prosperous.
Wow, Bruce Banner would be just red-faced over this.