Age: early twenties
Sex: all man
Ethnicity: white
Religion: I believe in beautiful women
Body Type: well-built
Height: 5 foot 7
Relationship Status: single and ready to mingle
Looking For: all the beautiful ladies that love the ladies' man
Profession: waiter at Chili's
Income: rather not say
About Me: I am the closing kitchen manager at Chili's four nights a week. After that, you can find the Ladies' Man out on the town. I like to do Jager-bombs and drink Guinness at Irish Pubs. The Ladies' Man isn't much of a dancer, but I can two-step a bit. I have room mates but I have the entire downstairs of a pretty spacious house. I have a private land line too. It's where the Ladies' Man kicks it after hours. I find beautiful women to be really hot and I would never blow a dude. Just saying.
What Makes Me Different: There are men out there and then there are MEN. I am the original ladies man and I know how to show a girl a great time. Those other swamp donkeys out there have a lot to learn from the LADIES MAN!!!
Most Memorable Moment: It's a tie between hitting a home run in the playoffs in little league (it was ruled a triple with a throwing error) and telling the manager at Outback Steakhouse to fuck off when I quit.
Turn-Ons: beautiful women, hot women, boobs, smoking hot chicks
Turn-Offs: ugly girls, my boss, lousy tips, giant wangs at the gym
Turn-Offs: ugly girls, my boss, lousy tips, giant wangs at the gym
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