THE 20 VERY BEST VIRAL VIDEOS IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET

There are a trillion billion zillion videos on the Internet today, according to the six-year-old statistician we have on staff.  That's just eleventy less than totes infinity.  The point being, there is a tremendous amount of competition out there.  So making Joke Grenade's TWENTY BEST VIRAL VIDEOS OF ALL TIME is truly a remarkable feat.  Without further ado, the winners:

20. AFRO NINJA

Nunchucks toting Hollywood stuntman Mark Hicks can't stick the landing... and it makes him famous.  An impressive backflip and skilled nunchucks display was the goal for this audition.  Instead, he knocks himself silly. But he still gets the part!



19. CHARLIE BIT MY FINGER

This is YouTube's most-viewed video of all time. This British baby chewing and gnawing on the finger of his brother made the entire Internet fall in love.  "You bit me, Charlie."  In show business, you never work with animals or children.  Just upload them to the web and cash-in instead.  How many times did you watch it?

18. SNEEZING BABY PANDA

Cute, Chinese-owned momma and baby pandas at the zoo.  It's so American!  Baby panda sneezes and scares the daylights out of Momma panda.  It's so adorable it became a YouTube sensation! God Bless America!  


17. DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK

You've seen him waterskiing in Anchorman.  And now you've seen his dramatic acting range.  The Dramatic Chipmunk is actually a prairie dog, believe it or not.  And my, how the people love him.


16. OTTERS HOLDING HANDS

More Animals! It's unbelievable how much you people love this crap.  This time, it's a video that went viral about sea otters.  They hold hands, float around, take naps together and do disgustingly cute things the whole time.  How disgustingly cute is it, you may wonder?  Over 20,000,000 hits worth of disgustingly cute.

15. CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Animator Jason Steele created this classic that earned an instant cult following.  It is a wonderful story about "trusting" your friends.  To better relate to this video, it is especially helpful if you believe in Candy Mountain, mythical creatures and kidney theft. 

14. EXPLODING WHALE

It's 1970.  You're a member of the Oregon Highway Patrol.  You decide to blow up a dead whale on the beach.  It's going to be captured on film.  Whale guts explode all over the place and make a giant, sickening mess on the sand.  The Internet falls in love the disaster.  It is a match made in heaven.  Everyone lives happily ever-after.  The End.

13. SHINING

The real movie The Shining scared the piss out of all of us.  But Shining repositions the horror classic into a romantic-comedy complete with a Peter Gabriel musical accompaniment.  In this comedic gem, the best parts are all in the previews.

12. DAFT HANDS

It's double-fisted, finger-flicking fun! Daft Punks' "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" song and a black Sharpie are all you need to make a wildly popular YouTube video.  So get to work.  

11. WHERE THE HELL IS MATT?

Matt Harding did the "silly boogie" in travel spots all over the world.  And it landed him sponsorships with Stride and Visa.  That boy has got the jimmy legs.

10. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

The atrocious Japanese-to-English translation of the video game Zero Wing gave the world wide web the techno-remixed "All Your Base Are Belong to Us."  And it was good!

9. DAVID AFTER DENTIST

Young David Devore got a tooth removed at the dentist.  His "doped up" ride home is documented by his father.  And the online community found little David's intoxicated quotes, well... intoxicating.  Result: instant classic.

8. GRAPE LADY FALLS

We're sick bastards.  We love to watch people fall down and get hurt.  In this video classic, a local news reporter falls on her face while stomping grapes during a live newscast.  She moans and groans in pain while the anchors back in the studio never seem to be too concerned for her welfare.  It's one part slip-n-fall / one part social commentary on local news.  And this makes "Grape Girl" truly timeless.

THE LIST CONTINUES HERE.

Joke Grenade Video Showcase

We've got some really funny videos for your perusing pleasure at the Joke Grenade  video  section. First and foremost, we have Bird Watching Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.  This one is absolutely wicked---make sure you have headphones if you're going to watch this one at work.  Very funny stuff.

Next up, Lioness Really Wants to Eat That Baby. Thank God there is a thick pane of glass separating this little baby boy from certain death.  We think the lioness thinks the baby is a little zebra.  See for yourself.

The last video we bring you is Otter Pups Swim Lessons. It is about a young woman who is raising three dragons in order to ascend the throne of the seven kingdoms.  What's that?  Oh, that's something else entirely.  This is just about cute little  baby otters learning how to swim.

These videos and more at jokegrenade.com

Joke Grenade Video Showcase

We have the latest, soon-to-be-aired Chicken Fight from the Family Guy TV show.  Seriously, this is a huge deal.  I know anyone can google it and see it.  But we think you should see it at Joke Grenade Videos.  We are so big time.

Worth mentioning is the  bold young woman who danced her heart out in front of total strangers at the mall in Sherman Oaks, California.  Dance Like Nobody's Watching is the favorite of Joke Grenade's Editor-N-Chief because it reminds him of his Can Can days.  That's a very physically demanding dance, people.  Anyway, a great video to see in the video section.  Check it out.

The last video that Team Joke Grenade recommends for all is Chubby Kid on a Roller Coaster. This is a clip taken from America's Funniest Home Videos (AFV).  That show sucks balls, but we hope you'll look past that and check out Chubs as he screams in horror at his own personal nightmare.  It's just great fun.

Check out these videos and more at Joke Grenade.

Have You Seen This Show "Matlock?"

Written by Toby the TV Critic
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This show is the coolest.  It stars the same guy who played Andy Griffith in the Andy Griffith Show, whose name is escaping me right now.  But in his role as Matlock, he defends innocent people wrongfully accused of murder and gets them acquitted.  Every single episode he defends an innocent person accused of murder!  Hold on though, it gets way better.  At the end of every episode, Matlock figures out a way to get the real killer to confess on the stand.  Pretty dang nifty!  Episode after episode, this formula never seems to tire.  In fact, I just seem to want more and more.  My favorite part of the show is when Matlock eats hotdogs.  He is always eating those hotdogs--it is just a scream.

Every time I see the show, Matlock is wearing the same light gray suit.  I don't know if it's a coincidence or what.  Maybe he wears the same suit on Mondays and Tuesdays when I watch the show.  Perhaps if I watched the show on a Friday, he'd have on a tweed coat for instance.  If you haven't caught this show yet, you're missing a 60-minute thrill ride, chock-full of laughs and exciting plot twists.  Matlock makes shows like Perry Mason and Columbo seem unoriginal and bland.  Check it out if you get the chance and spread the word.

I'm also contractually obligated to plug all the other great things at jokegrenade.com.  There is excellent fake news, hilarious videos, funny graphic art galleries, a hip pop culture section and you can even score a date in the "sex and dating" section.  Follow Joke Grenade on Facebook and Twitter too.  Cheers  (not the show... just signing off).

First

This is the first entry of the blog supporting the website jokegrenade.com.  So I guess I will talk a little bit about the site.  Joke Grenade is a web satire daily focusing on everything from video to graphic art to fake news.  There is a fair amount of social commentary present on the site as well.  Check it out and get a fresh perspective on pop culture and global events.

Joke Grenade offers daily updates of silly news headlines and absurdly hilarious graphic designs.  There is also a wife beater of the month where headline-making domestic abusers are subject to ridicule.  A Town Moron (Joke Grenade's first official character) gives his take on pop culture events twice a month too.  The video section is in its infancy and is updated as often as possible.  The Sex and Dating section allows you to fill out a profile and find a match amongst the lowest of the low.  Go there now to drag the bottom of the barrel... jokegrenade.com/dating.html.

Hope to see you there and thanks for taking the time to read my fuggin blog.
Peace,
Jeff the Editor