Tuesday, May 29, 2012

A Complete Idiot's Book Report

**that should've said "A Complete Idiot's Guide to Book Reports." I'm not an idiot, I am swear.

Book Report #1
The Life and Times of a Misunderstood German Shepherd
by Hans Spreckels

This book was only so-so.  I like the fact that the print was on the larger side. You can really get through lots of pages that way.  This had a surprise ending--which I hate.  It turns out that the book is about Hans Spreckels the man.  It is not about a dog at all.  That was the part I didn't like that much.  I thought I was reading about a dog at first. I give this book a B-


Book Report #2
A Farewell to Arm Fat
By Mariel Hemingway

A lot of you may not know who Mariel Hemingway is.  She is an actress, author and model.  Her grandfather is Ernest Hemingway. I've included a picture of him so you'll know.
Ernest Hemingway, pictured here with the chick
that Tom Cruise used to bang.

Back to the book, I thought it was a great way to learn how to tighten your triceps and burn arm fat.  She attacks the national epidemic of cankles too.  This was a great book for my reading level (yes, I can read at 10th grade level).  I give this one a B+

Book Report #3
The Boy With The Tribal Tattoo
By Steve Larson

I didn't get this one at all.  I have a tribal tattoo because I'm three-quarter Cherokee Indian.  I thought the tattoo looked really cool and don't think the author knows anything about anything.  I gave this book an F.

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