1. Sidney Rice
The answer is Wide Receiver. Sydney, Australia is spelled with
a "Y" instead of "I-R."
2. Donald Driver
The answer is Something
Else Entirely. I'm pretty sure the guy on the right is named Donald Dancer.
3. Randy Moss
Trick Question: Both choices are correct. And both choices make me horny.
4. Cliff Branch
The answer is Wide Receiver. However, both images depict hopeless situations--falling off a cliff and being an Oakland Raider.
5. Austin Collie
The answer is Something Else Entirely. If a Collie tried to play football, he'd miss most of the season with a head concussion.
6. Peerless Price
The answer is Wide Receiver. Even though $2.49 for mushrooms has no equal, only the former NFL star has a mom who thought it would be a good idea to name her kid Peerless.
7. Art Monk
The answer is Something Else Entirely. The football player on the right has nothing to do with painting or Tibetan monks. You're so stupid.
Honorable Mention:
1. Kendall Hunter
The answer is Running Back (technically). "Ken Doll Hunter" really is something else entirely.
2. Santonio Holmes
The answer is Wide Receiver, unless you say "San Antonio Homes" really fast. Then both choices can be correct.
3. Mohammed Massoquoi
Hmmm, not really sure how that got in there. That's not even a question. That's just racist. I'm pretty sure Mohammed Massoquoi is not on the No Fly List.
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