Showing posts with label Kristen Stewart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kristen Stewart. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

FASHION FAUX PAS with CARL the Fashionista

Hi! I'm Carl the Fashionista! I cover Fashion for the Joke Grenade Pop Culture section. That's me... Carl!


There are three things that I've seen recently that I think are just awful and heinous.  

1. Kristen Stewart has a couple of icky hickeys from her vampire boyfriend.  Gross!


2. Johnny Depp looks ridiculous in his pirate outfits off-screen.  You're not a fucking pirate, Johnny!  Gross!


3. Last and certainly least (because it's not as good as the other two) is Robbie Ross. He is a rookie for the Texas Rangers baseball team.  He wore the wrong jersey to his own game.  What-Ev! Gross!


These three things are so icky gross that I can't even stand it.  Keep an eye on the FASHION FAUX PAS with CARL the Fashionista in the Pop Culture section at Joke Grenade.com.  It's brilliant.