WASHINGTON, DC--- Paramount Pictures and Michael Bay will team up again to make the fourth installment of the Transformers franchise:Transformers 4: Rise of the Folding Chairs. The Autobots are called back into action once a Decepticon transforms from a folding chair and murders the Secretary of State at a cookout.
The Federal Government has granted Michael Bay a permit to blow up the Washington Monument in the final robot brawl between Optimus Prime and a resurrected Megatron. Despite money in the budget to build a new monument after filming, there are still a growing number of online protestors who wish to preserve the national treasure. However, die-hard Transformers fans view the explosion stunt as highly patriotic.
“Some people are upset. But they just can’t see how brilliant this is yet,” remarked Bay. “This will be my greatest movie yet. It will be better than Pearl Harbor. In fact, Part Four might be TOO good.” Production is set to begin in the fall of 2012 and a release date is tentatively set for July 4, 2013.
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