WASHINGTON, DC--- A drunken madman in an Easter bunny costume stormed this year's Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House. The man, identified as 31-year old Andrew Hyland of Manassas, Virginia, is recovering at Georgetown University Hospital from a severe beating by Secret Service agents.
The crazed Easter bunny hopeful rushed the lawn just as President Obama blew the whistle for the Easter games to begin. The majority of the Egg Roll participants assumed Hyland's stunt was all part of the festivities until he removed his bunny head, at which point, all the children began shrieking in terror.
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Hyland had reportedly been replaced for the White House Easter Egg Roll gig just days before from (of all things) suspicion of alcohol intoxication.
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