Wednesday, July 25, 2012

A Sex Quiz from e-Frolics

In order to pair you up with the most compatible dating profiles possible, e-Frolics has put together a very scientific quiz about sex, sexuality and Human nature.


All you need is your honesty. No need to cram for this one. In fact, "cramming" would mean something else entirely in this situation (as would "all-nighter").



So put on your thinking cap. There's no wrong answer... unless you're lying your ass off.


1. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN INVOLVED IN A DONKEY PUNCH?
     A. I'm not a fan of equine pugilism. 
     B. No, that's just an urban legend.
     C. I did that yesterday. I'm still on queer street as a result.


2. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE?
     A. I'm not gay and believe only straight people have the right to
         become dead inside from a loveless union.
     B. I support a gay couple's right to only have sex with each other
         until their genitals are rendered useless from old age.
     C. I am gay and wish straight people would get their heads out of
         their asses.


3. DO YOU READ OR WATCH PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS?
     A. Indeed. Got a sweet little whack stack back at the pad.
     B. What asshole hasn't been exposed to this billion dollar industry?
     C. I make my own. I'm a bit of a filmmaker. My scenes end with a
         squinting facial as a flock of doves are released. Sort of a Sergio
         Leone meets John Woo. Can you dig it?


FINISH THE 50 QUESTION QUIZ AT
e-FROLICS (a partner of jokegrenade.com) 

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