PREVIOUSLY ON THE STAN AND FRAN RADIO HOUR:
LINE 2: What are some things I can do to improve my sex life physically and
emotionally?
STAN: The best things to do for your sex life are to eat beets, take a daily multi-
vitamin and learn the art of flattery. Women are powerless to flattery.
FRAN: Clearly, my ex-husband is a fucking moron. But I suppose the beet does
hold nutritional benefits for the body.
STAN: And clearly, my co-host here isn't getting many nutritional benefits out of
her diet. There's a reason this a radio show and not television, folks.
LINE 2: Wow. It sounds like this is a bad time... I think I'll call back later.
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