Age: 40 Year-Old Virgin
Sex: Pretty Woman
Ethnicity: Snow White
Religion: Christian Slater
Body Type: Jennifer's Body
Height: Walking Tall
Relationship Status: Single White Female
Looking For: A Serious Man
Profession: Bank Job
Income: Mad Money
About Me: I am a mathematical genius who works as a janitor at MIT. I enjoy infiltrating the dreams of corporate titans and stealing their most closely held secrets. My girlfriend Thelma and I accidentally killed a man while blazing a cathartic trail across America. I am a former assassin and my ruthless employer shot me at the altar on my wedding day. After some time has passed, I am ready to put myself back out there. I am looking for a man who will lead the Human resistance against militaristic robots in a post-apocalyptic future Earth. He Must Love Dogs.
What Makes Me Different: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. I see dead people and I'm ready for my close up. I suffer from short-term memory loss after sustaining a head injury. Have I told you about my condition? I'm going to need a bigger boat and in five years my family business will be completely legitimate.
Most Memorable Moment: Probably the time I played "Chopsticks" and "Heart and Soul" with Robert Loggia on a giant Walking Piano demo at the mall.
Turn-Ons: Dragon Tattoos, Fava beans with a nice bottle of Chianti.
Turn-Offs: Rosebud, the Precious, whatever is in the briefcase.
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Turn-Ons: Dragon Tattoos, Fava beans with a nice bottle of Chianti.
Turn-Offs: Rosebud, the Precious, whatever is in the briefcase.
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