Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Introducing e-Frolics: the Mother of All Dating Sites

Do you ever feel like there aren't any transgendered Pacific Islanders out there who are single anymore?
Is there no one decent enough to cuddle up on the couch with and watch the Mighty Ducks 2? Do you find it impossible to find a travel or sightseeing companion willing to pee on your chest once you get back to the hotel?  


Hey, Weirdo... whatever nonsense you are in to, you WILL find compatibility at e-Frolics. 

pictured above: marketable white people 

About e-Frolics: Our mission is to match up our customers with multiple profiles on a daily basis. 

It is often said that we are more "aggressive" than all of our competitors... however, we like to say we are more "playful." 

Dates set up through e-Frolics have a far higher likelihood of someone getting finger blasted at the end of it, than those of Match, e-Harmony or even drunk-horny-bastards.com. 

Relax, you're almost home. Visit e-Frolics (a division of Joke Grenade).


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