John: Hello, we are the Glans. And we found love on
e- Frolics.
Emma: And we want to share our success story.
John: I've worked in sales for Yoplait since college. I was
too busy to date. So I joined e-Frolics. Of all the
profiles on the site, there was one that pricked my
attention. It was Emma's.
Emma: Before I was Emma Glan, I was lonely Emma
Schvantz. I made a connection with John online
and set up a date with ease. And just like that...
Ding Dong. Love came knocking. With a turn of
the door knob, there stood my future husband. He
was the total package.
John: I couldn't believe this beautiful woman would go
for a bald-headed yogurt slinger. I was the
luckiest male-member on e-Frolics. The date
went so well, I gave her a pecker on the lips.
Emma: Our first kiss! I felt weak in the knees. I needed a
third leg to hold myself up.
John: I was flirting and winking at her like crazy all
night. I was like Mr. Winky.
Emma: Mister? More like Captain Winky! He was so
flirtatious. Six months later, I moved in with him.
John: That was the best day of my life. I had to clear out
a bunch of junk to make room for her. I threw out
my German helmet collection, pawned my Little
Elvis figurine and sold my Shaft DVD on e-Bay.
Emma: He even fixed my car with his tool. I love him so
much.
John: I love her so much. We owe it all to the wonderful
folks at e-Frolics. Rock out with your socks out,
guys! You're the best.
Did we really need to spoon feed you?
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