Tale of Two Websites

IT WAS the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of Joke Grenade, it was the age of e-Frolics, it was the epoch of a fake dating site, it was the epoch of a large comedy site,
  

it was the season of My Child Needs Therapy, it was the season of Stan and Fran, it was the spring of fake movies and books, it was the winter of celebrity dating tips, we had everything before us,

we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to the video section, we were all going direct the other way (funny still pics)-- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
                                 ----Justin Timberlake