Profiles of Hatred: Jeb Miller

The Vinclair Group, an imaginary consulting firm that rates the Nation's top hate organizations, released its annual report on "Racists in America" today. In it, Jeb Miller of Seminary, Mississippi was named the "Best White Supremacist in America." Miller is the leader of the White Power Rangers. 

Jeb Miller was voted "Best White 

Supremacist in America."

The criteria was based on best hate speech, best Neo-Nazi poetry and an overall lack of understanding of how a modern society functions.  It is believed Miller won hands down due to the overwhelmingly positive response to his self-published manifesto. Harold Coburn, the White Power Rangers' second-in-command, is proud of Miller's recognition: "It's an honor for the movement that its leader was named America's Best Racist of America."

Said Miller of Coburn's praises: "Harold is a good white man and a true Power Ranger. He married my sister and he's also my brother..." (full disclosure: we're not exactly sure what that last statement means).

It has been frequently said that Jeb Miller is the hate monger with a heart of gold. Ballsdeep Singh was accosted by Miller earlier this month. "He put a gun in my face and said 'this is for killing Jesus, you rat fink.'  Then he just let me go," explained a perplexed Ballsdeep. "I'm not entirely sure if I was even victimized or not." 

 Ballsdeep Singh: "I don't think that man is

particularly good at being a white supremacist."

The Vinclair Group will give a sizable donation to the National Rifle Association in Jeb Miller's name. "I would've been happy with a case of Natural Light. But to help out a worthy organization like the NRA is a true honor. Long live the White National Socialists and stuff like that," Miller exclaimed.  

 White Power Rangers don't serve 

your kind, you Yellow bastard!