Saturday, February 8, 2014

6 ADDITIONS TO THE WIFE BEATERS' HALL OF FAME


1. JOSH BROLIN
Brolin Was Arrested on New Year's Day, 2013 for Public Intoxication.











In December 2004, actress Diane Lane called the police from her West Los Angeles home.  Later, Josh Brolin was cited with misdemeanor domestic battery.  He was released on $20,000 bail.  Last night, Brolin was inducted into Joke Grenade's Wife Beaters' Hall of Fame.


2. NICK CAGE
Cage, Slightly Moonstruck 
After pushing his wife on a New Orleans street in April of 2011, a drunken Cage was later charged with domestic battery.  While on the scene, Cage taunted police to arrest him.  It worked and he was slapped with an additional disturbing-the-peace charge.  Do you wonder if his skull feels like it's on fire when he's angry?  




3. TERRENCE HOWARD
The Butler was a stinker, right?

Michelle Ghent, Howard's ex-wife, alleges that he "sucker punched" her and threw her against a wall by her neck while they were on a "post-divorce" vacation in Costa Rica.  She successfully filed a restraining order against him months later in August of 2013.  



4. TOMMY LEE
Don't Think About the Sex Tape.  Don't Think About the Wang.











In April 1998, Tommy Lee was sentenced to four months in jail after pleading no contest to spousal battery of his wife Pamela Anderson.  She waited for him and they briefly reunited when he got out.  


5. SEAN BEAN
Sean Bean Pictured Here Possibly Having a Stroke.
  










Bean was arrested in July of 2008 for suspicion of domestic assault.  He was questioned again in May of 2012 for sending abusive and threatening text messages.  Scotland Yard released him each time without abruptly and shockingly beheading him. Right when you get attached, *SLICE* off goes the head.  I mean, come on!  I know, I know. Read the books.  


6. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Steve Austin Acting Like a Complete Asshole.
Austin smacked around his girlfriend in March of 2004 at his Texas home.  Prior to that, he struck his at-the-time wife during an argument in November of 2002. I guess that's the bottom line.  Can I get a hell yeah? No? Cool.  



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