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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

12 FUNNY PICS ADDED TO JOKE GRENADE GALLERIES

THE BAD TASTE BOOK CLUB:

A great historical book for kids about how
Jesus tamed the dinosaurs.

This book will change your life for a whole
week before you begin to revert back to old habits.

Popcorn! Ketchup! Almost Everything Else!
This book illustrates the evils of fresh vegetables.

An uplifting book about how time is precious.

After reading this, I'm still not sure what it's about.

Really good information if your child is showing
signs of being a piece of shit.

THE KITCHEN SINK GALLERY:

Tweet Us Your Bone-In Banana Pics.

Thank you for doing me a solid, Mr. Perfect!

Living Large on the Travelocity pension.

…Plays with similar ability.

Everyone loves a slinky!

Labia Lockdown!

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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Patton Oswalt's Two-Part Tweets and 4 New Images From the KITCHEN SINK GALLERY

Comedian Patton Oswalt is no stranger to walking the fine line of decency. In the summer of 2013, he sent out two-part jokes from his Twitter account. When both tweets are read together, the result is a socially-conscience, (politically left-leaning,) overall positive message. When these "two-part" jokes are read individually, as stand-alone tweets, the yield is some of the most offensive speech in the history of the Twittersphere. The tweets stirred up quite a bit of controversy. But the funniest stuff usually does. As an homage to the ground-breaking comedian, we've re-posted the series of tweets here…

We leave you with 4 new additions to the Kitchen Sink Gallery:

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Friday, March 7, 2014

PUTIN'S RESPONSE TO GLOBAL CRITICISM ON UKRAINE: "CRI-ME-A RIVER, LITTLE GIRLIE MAN."

KIEV, UKRAINE--- Pro-Russian leadership in Crimea swiftly moved to be "annexed" by their bigger and stronger Mother Russia - a move that many in the new Ukranian government see as highly illegal. President Obama and a U.S. delegation met Vladimir Putin and Russian authorities for face-to-face discussions in Ukraine's capital city of Kiev. The meeting, originally scheduled in a luxury hotel suite, was moved to a giant meat locker after high-tech audio surveillance equipment was detected.

Once lawmakers in Crimea "speed-voted" to merge with the Russian Federation on Wednesday, the United States jumped into hyper-drive to organize an impromptu "summit." The discovery of the "bugging" equipment sent both sides heading for the exits, until a White House staff member suggested the alternate meeting space. After much reluctance, the Russian President finally agreed to throw on a jacket and get into the walk-in freezer with President Obama.

The two-man summit in the freezer, while promising at first, ultimately ended at an impasse after only three hours. Each side, while wishing for vastly different rezonings of the Ukraine, Crimea and Russian borders, refused to come together in the spirit of compromise. Here is a look at the United States' more-than-reasonable remapping proposal…

United States Rezoning of the Ukraine:

President Obama ended the talks, "supremely frustrated" after Putin's counter-offer to the U.S. proposal to rezone. Here is Putin's counter offer…

The Russian Plan:

Secretary of State John Kerry, who was in nearby Crimea, was asked if the President's trip could be viewed as a failure. The secretary said, "No, not entirely. The talks maybe didn't pan out… but the Black Sea Peninsula is absolutely breath-taking this time of year. It is our opinion that a 'push' is a win."

Hope is not entirely lost for a peaceful resolution. Just hours after the busted summit, Putin reached out to Obama via satellite phone. The new offer on the table is for Obama to come to Russia to ride horses bare-chested and re-open negotiations…

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