Castleton Video Productions, a full-service production company in Arlington, VA, has teamed up with Joke Grenade to save Whales and Puppies! Together, we plan numerous campaigns to help bring awareness to the plight of whales everywhere- and how important to the environment they are. Just as they did 20 years ago, whales are still in need of awareness and saving. While many seem to think these huge creatures are carnivorous, most of these playful and friendly giants of the deep tend to feed off plankton- the limit of their hostility. No danger to divers losing an arm or leg should they encounter any of these magnificent and majestic creatures. Just go jump in and have a blast! In fact, to prove this point, we will film someone in a shark cage to get footage of them being docile and playful, with no danger to the videographer himself...
...Oh, Shit Balls! That's a shark, not a whale. Get Bill the hell out of that tank!
We also teamed up in a campaign to save the puppies out there- whom have been underappreciated and have lost their popularity to cats recently. A recent Gallup Poll shows cats increasing in popularity in red states, while the dog has been slipping in percentage ownership in blue states! We don't want to see any more puppies being left at shelters across the country- we will show people just how lovable and obedient these "man's best friend" creatures can be; and that many deserve good homes.
In this campaign, we will illustrate just how they make a much more effective security system than felines- whom are more prone to just lick the burglar to death (which is undoubtedly cruel and unusual--but I digress). Puppies can be trained to do many important household tasks, from bringing you a Coke from the fridge to giving you your morning paper right at your feet! Enslave one today! Many adorable puppies are available at your local shelters just waiting for a new home! Stay on top of Joke Grenade for more updates! Go to www.jokegrenade.com for the latest...
No comments:
Post a Comment