Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Job Description: Photojournalist

You see them at news and sporting events.  You see them at Obama's press conferences.  But do you have what it takes to become one?  See if you can wear this many hats at once:
1).  Videographer- take pretty pictures with video and make it sing.

2). Video editor- arrange aforementioned shots into a coherent, understandable, and aesthetically pleasing form.
3).  Live Truck Operator- establish microwave uplink with station or entity.
4). Audio Engineer- make sure audio adheres to FCC rules and regulations.

5).  Producer- arrange story into a compelling order- with a beginning, middle, and end.
6).  Navigator- drive yourself and/or reporter to location of news or sporting event.
7).  Therapist- listening to your reporter or producer tell you about all their personal problems you don't care about but can't exactly stop listening to because you're stuck in the car with them for 3 more hours!

8). Pharmacist- always have extra Tylenol, Advil, Prozac, etc. or whatever your reporter, producer, or correspondent might be craving at any particular moment!

If you think you have what it takes... visit Joke Grenade News.

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