Wednesday, March 28, 2012

What the Fuck Is Going On Over at JetBlue?

First, there was Steven Slater, the Jet Blue flight attendant who got into a profanity-laced argument with a passenger, chugged a beer and then quit his job by exiting down the plane's emergency chute.  As a result, Steven Slater became a Facebook sensation.
Next, Clayton Osbon, a Jet Blue pilot flipped-out on a flight from New York to Las Vegas and had to be restrained by passengers.  He was initially tricked by the co-pilot into leaving the cock pit and was then locked out. He is now a nation-wide punch line.
But the most alarming, short-sighted misstep of all over at Jet Blue, is not bringing back the Munchie Mix.  Shit, those things are good!  No wonder passengers are cursing and rude to flight attendants--and the pilots are having panic attacks mid-flight and getting tuned-up by freaked out passengers. They took away the best fucking "sky snack" ever.  Everyone was happy when they had a delicious bag of goodies with just the perfect amount of salt.  Jet Blue, make the skies friendly again... bring back Munchie Mix, God dammit!
Picture courtesy of:
http://www.kats9lives.com/2008/10/free-mascara-for-flying.html

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