Showing posts with label Jet Blue. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jet Blue. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

What the Fuck Is Going On Over at JetBlue?

First, there was Steven Slater, the Jet Blue flight attendant who got into a profanity-laced argument with a passenger, chugged a beer and then quit his job by exiting down the plane's emergency chute.  As a result, Steven Slater became a Facebook sensation.
Next, Clayton Osbon, a Jet Blue pilot flipped-out on a flight from New York to Las Vegas and had to be restrained by passengers.  He was initially tricked by the co-pilot into leaving the cock pit and was then locked out. He is now a nation-wide punch line.
But the most alarming, short-sighted misstep of all over at Jet Blue, is not bringing back the Munchie Mix.  Shit, those things are good!  No wonder passengers are cursing and rude to flight attendants--and the pilots are having panic attacks mid-flight and getting tuned-up by freaked out passengers. They took away the best fucking "sky snack" ever.  Everyone was happy when they had a delicious bag of goodies with just the perfect amount of salt.  Jet Blue, make the skies friendly again... bring back Munchie Mix, God dammit!
Picture courtesy of:
http://www.kats9lives.com/2008/10/free-mascara-for-flying.html