Wednesday, May 15, 2013

News Archives

Class President Strong Arms Student Body
Into Participating in Anti-Bullying Week

Study Finds Diarrhea, 'Feminine Issues'
 Both Solid Sick-Day Excuses

Fashion Store The Gap Names 
Michael Strahan as Their
Official Spokesmodel

True Blood Star Anna Paquin to Appear With the 
Former NFL Star in Numerous Ads.


Red Kettle Bell Ringer Straight Up
Eye-Ballin' These Cheap Mother Fuckers

Herman "Salvation-One-Man-Army" Jones is Tryin'
to Get Some Damn Donations Up in This Piece.

Chopping Head Off Turkey, Watching
It Die Made For A Special Thanksgiving

The Anderson's Did Their Part By Using A Free Range Bird.
It Took A Total of Six Wacks Before the Head Came Off.

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