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Sunday, February 26, 2012

Joke Grenade Job Posting

High Skill Ninja needed for Ninja tasks. 

Hours (Typcial Dusk to Dawn Assignments - some weekend hours required)

- Must have at least 6-8 years of experience (3 years with Master's Degree from Accredited Ninja Academy). (References Required)
- Ninjas with animal sidekicks encouraged to apply 
- Fully-versed in all Ninjitsu elements.
- Specialties may vary (Sai & Nunchunk skills a MUST).
- Must have both black and white Ninja outfits
- Tea ceremony skills preferred
- CDL (will pay for training)
- Must type 60-70 WPM (Ninja's File Weekly TPS Memos)
- Samurai need not apply