EASY, BIG DAWG!!

The Spice Girls once said, "Friendship never ends." That was a

sage observation and the Spice Girls were a really smart band.

MORE DANGEROUS THREATS AT GUNPOINT

HERE AT JOKE GRENADE.com

The Importance of Recycling

This is a public service announcement from Joke Grenade.  It is important to save the Earth from global warming and Nazis by helping polar bears, not committing genocide and most importantly, recycling all of your old shit for the Earth and sea gulls and stuff.  If you throw old water bottles and beer cans and old shoes into a recycling dumpster and send it somewhere that recycles... you can get a dope ass T-Shirt like the ones seen in the "Awful T-Shirt" gallery on jokegrenade.com.  So quit being a prick and help out for a good cause.  Save the whales and penguins and bengal tigers and wear a shirt that used to be somebody's old fuck swing.

Just Unfriended Greedo!

I just had to do it.  That jerky, green alien bastard had to go.  You can find that and more funny pics at Joke Grenade's Gallery Section.

Joke Grenade Job Posting

High Skill Ninja needed for Ninja tasks. 

Hours (Typcial Dusk to Dawn Assignments - some weekend hours required)

- Must have at least 6-8 years of experience (3 years with Master's Degree from Accredited Ninja Academy). (References Required)
- Ninjas with animal sidekicks encouraged to apply 
- Fully-versed in all Ninjitsu elements.
- Specialties may vary (Sai & Nunchunk skills a MUST).
- Must have both black and white Ninja outfits
- Tea ceremony skills preferred
- CDL (will pay for training)
- Must type 60-70 WPM (Ninja's File Weekly TPS Memos)
- Samurai need not apply