Hillary Clinton Spends an Entire Career Advancing the Interests of Women Only to Wind Up Being a Secretary
John Kerry Takes Over as Secretary of State.
Boy Named Hymen Mysteriously
Explodes While Horseback Riding
Seemingly Strong Boy Suddenly Bursts into
Red Mist. Pokey the Horse Was Not Injured.
Woman Sacrifices Career, Marriage
for Intervention Marathon on A&E
Charlie Sheen Upset to Learn Police
Escort Only Entails Ride to the Airport
Facing Elimination, Local Boy Changes
Game of HORSE to HORS D'OEUVRES
