Joke Grenade Team Building Event

Hey Guys,

Our team building event for tomorrow at the “Restaurant” will need to be cancelled.  Unfortunately someone (Ichi) didn’t put the order in for our “ones” at the bank in time.  We all know the rule; large quantities of ones require a two day turnaround. 

Jack, if you would like “The Joke Grenade Special,” go catch a movie and sit in an aisle seat.  I am sure you’ll have enough people crawl over you for a cheap thrill.  Plus based on what we last heard, you only need three seconds or so. 

 As for me, I am going to hang out at home with the wife.  I’ll spray her with body spray and have her pretend to kiss my nose while breathing heavily in my ear. 

Peace, Love and Hair Grease,

Tito

From the Desk of Ichi the Intern

You know that awkward feeling you get when you do something for the first time and it doesn’t go as planned, but years later you find out that what you experienced wasn’t normal and hence the reason why it may have felt awkward in the first place?  Kind of like the time that I first went up a girl’s shirt and thought I had broken her tittie because she had an inverted nipple \ :  No one had told me nipples could be inverted (way to go dad….good parenting there), and for years I thought I had broken her boobie )  :  Lucky for me, I was able to get over it.  I am still a little weary of inverted nipples though.  Not the kind of thing that I want to get into. 

Anyways, I ask this question, because it had been a while since I felt this way.  That is of course until I joined Joke Grenade.  I started as an intern some time ago.  I thought it was a great opportunity coming to the Nation’s Capital for a job and a free place to stay.  As it turns out these assholes only wanted someone to do their laundry and pick up their kids from day care while they sit at home, drink beer and come up with “Comedy” for their website.  Being from a small town in Nebraska, I thought that all internships were like this.  It felt a little weird, and not right, but after a while I got used to sleeping in the garage. 

Despite the shitty hours, and having to occasionally serve as the Joke Grenade human basket ball hoop.  I am having a really good time at Joke Grenade.  There is always something to do and I have met some very interesting people, especially from the folks that have come in for their testimonials on the E-Frolics Dating Website.

Though I miss home, I love my time at Joke Grenade.  We have a lot of fun coming up with a lot of creative Jokes, Videos and more.  If only Jeff could stop coming into my bedroom when he gets “bored.”

Ichiro Fuchikama