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• Small Creationist Group Evolves Into Much Larger Organization
• Groupon and Craigslist Will Team Up to Provide "Orgy Catering"
• Second Grader from Wichita Wins National Speling Bea

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Exotic Dancer Makes Car Down Payment

With Two Thousand One Dollar Bills

Catholic Church Embarks on Global

Sex Education Project, Missionary Style

The Church Will Use Pet Rabbits as Instructional Tools. Pictured

Above: 'the Laying on of the Hands.'

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Joke Grenade Team Building Event

Hey Guys,

Our team building event for tomorrow at the “Restaurant” will need to be cancelled.  Unfortunately someone (Ichi) didn’t put the order in for our “ones” at the bank in time.  We all know the rule; large quantities of ones require a two day turnaround. 

Jack, if you would like “The Joke Grenade Special,” go catch a movie and sit in an aisle seat.  I am sure you’ll have enough people crawl over you for a cheap thrill.  Plus based on what we last heard, you only need three seconds or so. 

 As for me, I am going to hang out at home with the wife.  I’ll spray her with body spray and have her pretend to kiss my nose while breathing heavily in my ear. 

Peace, Love and Hair Grease,

Tito