We spent one hour searching the web. Subtract 9 minutes getting coffee, 12 minutes checking email and 28 minutes in some sort of narcoleptic trance. Hey, no complaints! It was very refreshing. The point is, there is a lot of funny crap on the Internet that can be found in about 15 minutes.
1. This Lump In My Pants Means I Love You
This looks like a very steamy romance novel and it is very affordable at just 35 cents a copy.
2. The Geico Gecko's Hit-and-Run Car Accident
That Gecko is one smart... uh, gecko. Coffee drinkers have a propensity for deeper thought. That's what we think anyway. Wait, did the coffee lead us to this conclusion? Deep.
3. Like for Justin Bieber, but Share for the Sexy Table Fan
We saw the picture of Justin Bieber and we were like, "Oh, man. I really, really like this." But then when we read on a bit further, and everybody saw that table fan, we were all like, "OMG, we've got to share this with everyone."
4. Kellen Winslow Shines A Helmet
Kellen Winslow clearly likes to keep things neat and orderly. But he doesn't beat on himself when things aren't perfect either. He's not a jerk-off.
5. Man Begs For Money for Karate Lessons
Here, at Joke Grenade, it is our policy that avenging the death of a family member takes all precedence. We wish this man the best of luck with his pursuits in karate and freeloading.
6. The "Are You Over Twerked?" Billboard
The Orthopedic Group at the Springfield Clinic are the hardest twerking folks in the business. Now get back t-werk.
7. Priest Slides His Tongue Inside a Seven Year-Old Wine
We know what you were thinking at first! You've got to let it breathe for a while, right?!? Priests… they just don't get it.
8. Bad AT-AT Fighter! Bad! Bad!
First, some old man tricks you this morning. Those actually were the droids you were looking for! Argh! Then, you have to come home to this mess. As if being a Stormtrooper wasn't hard enough.
# i need a vacation.
9. We Say "Thanks, Bitch."
We blame the adult in this situation.
There you have it! Fifteen minutes of true, actual hard work and voila… some pretty decent funny. We hope you enjoyed. Find more at www.jokegrenade.com
