Sign Language Meets Stream of Consciousness

Link. Post and Sip. Freedom and Cheese Wizz.

Sippity Dippety Serendipity. Mouth Moves. Talky Talky Talky.

Visit. Baked Goods. Joke Grenade. Britney Spears

Art Gallery and a Satchel with Mints in it.

Who Wants to Be A...[snooze]

Is That Your Final Answer?

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What is Hot Karl?

No, seriously... suck it, Trebek!

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ABC Cancels FUCK OVER

American Broadcasting Company has canceled Extreme Fuck Over: Big House Edition. Nobody appears to be broken up about it.

Andy Warholics Anonymous

Apple Announces Super Amazing New iPad

Check out the fake ad we found (or made up):

January Jones Eats the Placenta...

...because this is totally a normal thing to do and I'm the weird one for making a big deal out of it.  There are crazy health benefits and I'm a jerk for not knowing that.

Wow! Creepy!

Incontinent No More!

If you're not on top of your incontinence, you need to go to China.  The 42nd annual Meeting of the International Continence Society meets in October of 2012.  I'm not a sufferer of incontinence, but I will be in attendance anyway.  I support the movement to control our movements.  Show your support today!

Just Unfriended Greedo!

I just had to do it.  That jerky, green alien bastard had to go.  You can find that and more funny pics at Joke Grenade's Gallery Section.

Presenting the Nanook Color...

This is the finest in tablet e-readers for the Inuit.  Joke Grenade has partnered with Barnes and Noble to create something utterly useless and borderline racist.  Each tablet is hand-made in China under extreme and exploitative working conditions so each consumer can enjoy a beautiful and sleek device.  This ad will appear soon in the "Random Gallery" of Joke Grenade's Gallery section.

A Little Sore

Well done team.  Is nothing sacred?  Seriously, I leave one fucking meeting where I talk about my doctor’s appointment and sure enough we have a new lube campaign in the Joke Grenade Random Gallery.

First off, I don’t know if there is anything funny about getting violated before 9 AM.  Well getting violated period isn’t funny either, unless you are into that kind of stuff.  And if you are, then I am pretty sure you can find some freaks on E-frolics to hook up with.  Not that everyone on e-frolics is a freak, but I am just saying. 

So I am sorry for being late to today’s meeting, but seriously, can we stop with the Jokes?  I mean, I don’t want to get anal about this, but seriously it was for a medical reason.  Why is it, that just because I had a man gently finger my brown eye, that now I have to pay out the ass with your childish jokes?

I guess, I can’t be too hard on you guys.  After all we are joke people.  We wouldn’t be Joke Grenade if we weren’t.  But for Christ sake, can you leave my hemorrhoids out of this?

-          Tito Granada

"Football" is messy