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Milky Way Galaxy Makeover

The advertising geniuses here at Joke Grenade have attempted to give the historically meek Milky Way Galaxy a chutzpah makeover.  Here is a sampling of the final product:

 Pluto hated this one. But the Milky Way has 

always been a good 'ol boys' network.

 Uranus is a wonderful thing.

 Work it, Milky Way. Work it.

check out the rest at jokegrenade.com.

ABC Cancels FUCK OVER

American Broadcasting Company has canceled Extreme Fuck Over: Big House Edition. Nobody appears to be broken up about it.