Wife Beaters Hall of Fame --- Shannon Sharpe

There is a new art Gallery available at 
               JOKE GRENADE.  

    The WIFE BEATERS HALL OF FAME
is now ready for your viewing displeasure. 

This gallery is dedicated to some bad dudes and                     contains absolutely no cute kittens.

New Gallery on jokegrenade.com

NFL WIDE RECEIVER OR

SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY?

The answer available here.

Wife Beaters' Hall of Fame---Chris Brown

There is a new art gallery in the Joke Grenade Gallery section.  The Wife Beaters' Hall of Fame is
now available for your viewing displeasure.  This gallery is dedicated to some bad dudes and contains absolutely no cute kittens.

Chris Brown is featured in the new Joke Grenade gallery.

Milky Way Galaxy Makeover

The advertising geniuses here at Joke Grenade have attempted to give the historically meek Milky Way Galaxy a chutzpah makeover.  Here is a sampling of the final product:

 Pluto hated this one. But the Milky Way has 

always been a good 'ol boys' network.

 Uranus is a wonderful thing.

 Work it, Milky Way. Work it.

check out the rest at jokegrenade.com.

Some Pretty Awful Tee-Shirts

MORE AT JOKEGRENADE.COM

Michael Bay Granted Permission to Blow Up Washington Monument

WASHINGTON, DC--- Paramount Pictures and Michael Bay will team up again to make the fourth installment of the Transformers franchise:Transformers 4: Rise of the Folding Chairs. The Autobots are called back into action once a Decepticon transforms from a folding chair and murders the Secretary of State at a cookout.

The Federal Government has granted Michael Bay a permit to blow up the Washington Monument in the final robot brawl between Optimus Prime and a resurrected Megatron. Despite money in the budget to build a new monument after filming, there are still a growing number of online protestors who wish to preserve the national treasure. However, die-hard Transformers fans view the explosion stunt as highly patriotic.

“Some people are upset. But they just can’t see how brilliant this is yet,” remarked Bay. “This will be my greatest movie yet. It will be better than Pearl Harbor. In fact, Part Four might be TOO good.” Production is set to begin in the fall of 2012 and a release date is tentatively set for July 4, 2013.

Rocket Fail

Presenting the Nanook Color...

This is the finest in tablet e-readers for the Inuit.  Joke Grenade has partnered with Barnes and Noble to create something utterly useless and borderline racist.  Each tablet is hand-made in China under extreme and exploitative working conditions so each consumer can enjoy a beautiful and sleek device.  This ad will appear soon in the "Random Gallery" of Joke Grenade's Gallery section.

An Art Affair

After years of being an Art critic, I find myself unchallenged by the childish attempts in art by our so called American Artists.  I would rather stick pins and needles in my eyes than review the low browed trash that the likes of Gilbert Stuart or James McNeill Whistler has to offer.  And don’t get me started on that the dirty slut, Mary Cassatt.  You call that ART, you wretched cunt?  I spit in your face. 

After years of reviewing soulless works of art, it wasn’t until I visited the works of Peter Johnson and Rachel King that I have truly felt the creative wealth of our great land.  The honest, the purity, the untouched realism and depth that these young artists bring is beyond beautiful.  I wept after reviewing the My Child Needs Therapy Gallery on Joke Grenade.com. 

You know you’ve hit artistic gold when you find yourself in Tiffany’s shoes, filled with the utmost joy after finding a new friend like Cassidy.  I want to find a friend like Cassidy.  May be I can find a friend on e-Frolics.  I am getting a little lonely and am starting to chafe, but I digress.

So here’s to the fine assholes at Joke Grenade.  Well done in helping bring art back to life.    

-          Jacque Strauss, Art Critic