In addition, the good doctor is a licensed nurse practitioner who can answer all of your questions from anatomy to sex to relationship to easing into the sidewinder sex position from the T-Bone.
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Here is some counseling from the good doctor:
I was wondering if it were legal to marry a clone of yourself, would that make you gay or just some sort of narcissist? Also, would that qualify as a gay marriage? If not, I would totally want myself inside of myself.
Kenny from Toledo
Kenny, since your question is a hypothetical one, my answer is brief. In your scenario above, that would make you more of a narcissist or self-focused person than it would a homosexual. But you do have my blessing to go screw yourself.
Dr. Hanglowe
@princessAngela: Hey Dr. Hanglowe. I shared a bottle of diet coke with this guy I slept with last night.
He backwashed like crazy and got his spit all over the bottle. Should I be worried about AIDS or anything?
@docHanglowe: Hey Angela! It takes upwards of a gallon of saliva to transmit HIV (the virus that causes AIDS). It is most unlikely. My concern is the sexual intercourse part, you used a condom, right?
@princessAngela: Shit!
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------------------------------------------------------------------------Dr. Hanglowe is pronounced with a soft 'G' like 'hangover' or 'hangout' and not like 'haggard' or 'haggish.' No question is too stupid for Doc Hanglowe, if you're dumb enough to ask it.