Bank of America to Introduce
'Because You Bank Here' Fee
When You Click Above Image, There Will Be A Ten Dollar Service
Charge Applied to Your Next Monthly Bill For Your Convenience.
Patriotic American Uses 'Freedom
Tickler' On Girlfriend
French Socialism-hating Ben Kruger is shown above thinking
about a time-honored, freedom-inspiring "American" device.
Hemorrhoid Sufferers Sit-In Protest
Becomes a Stand-In After an Hour or So
Celebrity and chronic hemorrhoid sufferer Daryl Hannah is
about to suggest that maybe the group stand for a while.
China: No Delivery for Food Orders Under
Fifteen Dollars, Limit One Child Per Family
Hottest Items Are Shrimp Lo Mein and Babies Born Male.
Sixteen Year-Old Fifth-Grader
Deemed 'Too Big To Fail'
Trevor Hanson chugs malt beer in front of an American flag.
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