Francois Hollande Declares Silly Hat
Day in France
Day in France
Arab Headdress Remains Illegal in the Country.
Chestnut Sets Two Records In One Weekend
Joey Chestnut Sets a World Record for
Most Hot Dogs Consumed at Once and
24 Hours Later a World Record for
Most Hot Dogs Violently Crapped Out.
Economy: Contestants Buying Fewer Vowels
"Beached Whale Watching" Distressing and
Less Majestic, Study Finds
Fiddler Dies In Tragic Roof Collapse
