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Taking Care of Beeswax... Everyday

INDEPENDENCE, MO --- Two boys pulled their badly bee-stung friend six miles to Centerpoint Medical Center in a Radio Flyer wagon on Tuesday.  Seven year-old Matt Williams...

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Standoff at the Rodent United Nations

(AP)--- Mouse Liberation Army insurgents and ATF agents exchanged gunfire Sunday in the 22nd day of a standoff at UN Rodent headquarters...

MOUSE POPE PLEADS FOR PEACE, CHEESE

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Man Gets Wish of Someday Dying
 in Warm Bed When Meteor Crashes

 into His Bedroom

Makers of Rabbit Sex Toy Take

Two-Prong Approach to 

Marketing Campaign

Congress Saddles Little Guy With the Bill

Nothing But Cry Babies and Fags in Man's

Court-Ordered Sensitivity Training

TSA Screeners to Play Barry White Music

During Routine Pat Downs

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G-20 Leaders Discuss Weather, 

Best Route to Summit

Greek Economy Taking A

Greek Style Pounding

Man Meets Dateline NBC's

To Catch A Predator Host

Longtime Fan Meets Chris Hansen, Then 

is Abruptly Taken Into Custody.

World's Oldest Boy Rejects 

Mother's Breast Milk

Flock of Seagulls Blamed For

Plane Crash, Shitty Music

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Dick Cheney's Heart Replaced With Cheese Wheel

American Indian Casino Offers Free Drinks,

Only to Rescind Deal Later

Dick Armey Faints at Old Navy

Expressionless Pelosi Overjoyed At

Passage of Violence Against Women Act

Purple Jizz Blankets Entire North East

Map of Country Impossible to See With Giant Blob of Weather

Gunk Covering Everything Up

Dream Vacation to Sudan Turns Deadly

For Honeymooning Couple

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Francois Hollande Declares Silly Hat
 Day in France

Arab Headdress Remains Illegal in the Country.

Chestnut Sets Two Records In One Weekend

Joey Chestnut Sets a World Record for

Most Hot Dogs Consumed at Once and

24 Hours Later a World Record for

Most Hot Dogs Violently Crapped Out.

Economy: Contestants Buying Fewer Vowels

"Beached Whale Watching" Distressing and 

Less Majestic, Study Finds

Fiddler Dies In Tragic Roof Collapse