9 OSCAR NOMINATED MOVIES YOU MAY NOT HAVE SEEN...

This Sunday, March 2, is the 86th Annual Academy Awards, presented by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. The event will be hosted by Ellen DeGeneres.  Are you ready? Have you seen all of the films nominated for Best Picture this year?  In case you are unfamiliar with this year's crop, we have included nine of the nominated films below...

9 Films from the warped minds that bring you the Joke Grenade Movie Gallery:

"12 Years a Slav" A cautionary tale about

losing your passport in Bulgaria.

"Psycho Hustle: The Empire of the
Sun-Fighter Begins"
You know, the Christian Bale movie.

"Wilson Phillips," A Story of 3 Pop Singers
Surviving a Pirate Takeover.

"All Right, All Right, All Right Club," 

some people get AIDS and some stay the same age.

"Fast And Furious 7"
The Academy Will Award a Lifetime Achievement
Award to Ashton Kutcher.

"Cavity: Don't Bite Down"
Spoiler Alert: Turns out there never was a cavity in the end.

"Herp: A Spike Jonze Love Story"
I didn't notice this film at first,
but once I finally saw it… I couldn't
stop staring at it.

"Omaha" by Alexander Payne
From September thru January, I thought this
was the best film of all time.  But by February,
I kinda thought it was overrated. 

"The Whiff of Ball Skeet"
Nudie. Money. Drugs. F-Bombs. More Nudie.

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