Wife Beaters Hall of Fame --- Shannon Sharpe

There is a new art Gallery available at 
               JOKE GRENADE.  

    The WIFE BEATERS HALL OF FAME
is now ready for your viewing displeasure. 

This gallery is dedicated to some bad dudes and                     contains absolutely no cute kittens.

The Wife Beater's Hall of Fame --- James Brown

There is a new art gallery in the Joke Grenade Gallery 

section.  The Wife Beaters' Hall of Fame  is

now available for your viewing displeasure.  This gallery is 

dedicated to some bad dudes and contains absolutely no cute 

kittens.

BOOK RELEASE

Paula Broadwell's new book is available now at jokegrenade.com.

ELMO Not Happy

Channing Voted Sexiest Man Alive!!

Congratulations to Magic Mike star Stockard Channing! Way to go, seriously!

Math... Down Under

given: nub = zero

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 accepting people the way they are.

"Go fuck yourself, Joke Grenade!

Oh, and nub = $50 million, assholes!"

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e-Frolics' Policy Concerning Your Personal Data

In case you've been living in a freezer, e-Frolics is the hot new dating site from jokegrenade.com where the singles come to mingle. 


The online party never stops at e-Frolics as users get outstanding profile after outstanding profile.  

e-Frolics is non-stop, hot party
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To make sure you have up-to-the-minute access to each and every e-Frolics profile, you may want to upgrade your account at a moment's notice. 


To do so, you'll want to keep your credit card numbers on file with us. 

Other good numbers to leave with us are your Social Security Number, passwords to your email accounts and a bank routing number. 


When love comes calling, you'll be glad we have all of your pertinent information. 

Remembering B. Martin Schitt-Haus

Bartholomew Martin Schitt-Haus was

poised to revolutionize the "Out House" 

until Thomas Crapper fucked everything up.

  

Thomas "John" Crapper is credited with improving (and ultimately popularizing) the indoor flush toilet in 1880s London, England.  This revolutionized the way the world uses the bathroom and essentially destroyed the life of B. Martin Schitt-Haus.  Within weeks of bringing a new outdoor toilet to market, B.M. Schitt-Haus learned that a Royal patent had been obtained for an indoor flush toilet. The patent was in the name of Thomas Crapper.

 Thomas "John" Crapper looking all smug and shit.

With his life's work now obsolete, Schitt-Haus grew weary.  No matter how hard he tried, he could not squeeze out a new idea.  Becoming flush with emotion, he knew he had nothing left in the back of the tank.  He entered a clockwise downward spiral into despair.  B. M. Schitt-Haus eventually committed suicide by swallowing a lit cherry bomb.  To this day, high-school teenagers honor him by flushing lit cherry bombs down toilets the world over.  Joke Grenade salutes him with this important blog entry.

In Memory of B. M. Schitt-Haus

1841-1891

Fear of Death-By-Drone-Attack Keeps Motorists In Line

FREDERICKSBURG, VA--- After just one week of the Commonwealth's controversial new Sky Enforce Law, traffic violations throughout the state are way down. The law is clear and simple: if you speed or run a red light, expect to immediately die in your car from a drone missile attack...

See FIERY DEATH TRAP 

Red Light Cameras are for Pussies.

"Making Friends with Kids" Starter Kit

From the people that brought you the "Burt Reynolds' Chest Hair" Starter Kit...

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The Joke Grenades Album--Time Bomb Go Pop!

Justin Bieber shows off his new time bomb.

"I like murder. Murder is fun," said the young pop icon.

The Joke Grenades Album

Available Now For Your Viewing Pleasure.

Don't Cost Nothing.

The Joke Grenades Album--Viva La Revolucion

The Revolution Begins Right After Snack Time.

The Joke Grenades Album

The Joke Grenades Album--Verse Chorus Boom

The Joke Grenades Album Has Arrived

and It Smells Like Teen Spirit

"Fighting Dudes is WAAAAY Harder" --Chris Brown

Chris Brown Cuts Chin From Fight With Man

(Seriously, an actual man... with a dick and everything.)

This cut was not caused by Rihanna's purse.

R&B star Chris Brown showed fans a nasty facial cut that he got in a scuffle that reportedly involved rapper Drake on Wednesday night.

The singer’s trip to New York’s WIP nightclub allegedly ended in a hospital visit after a member of Drake’s entourage threw a bottle at him and sliced open his chin.

The scuffle is said to have started after Brown sent Champagne to Drake’s table, only for the hip-hop star to reportedly return it with a note referencing Rihanna, who Drake might have dated.

(source: blog.sfgate.com)

An injury-free Chris Brown, shown here, is

apparently really awesome at fighting chicks

and dressing room furniture.

Does Your Child Need Therapy?

Is your child screwed up like these kids?

My Child Needs Therapy

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