In order to pair you up with the most compatible dating profiles possible, e-Frolics has put together a very scientific quiz about sex, sexuality and Human nature.
All you need is your honesty. No need to cram for this one. In fact, "cramming" would mean something else entirely in this situation (as would "all-nighter").
So put on your thinking cap. There's no wrong answer... unless you're lying your ass off.
1. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN INVOLVED IN A DONKEY PUNCH?
A. I'm not a fan of equine pugilism.
B. No, that's just an urban legend.
C. I did that yesterday. I'm still on queer street as a result.
2. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE?
A. I'm not gay and believe only straight people have the right to
become dead inside from a loveless union.
B. I support a gay couple's right to only have sex with each other
until their genitals are rendered useless from old age.
C. I am gay and wish straight people would get their heads out of
their asses.
3. DO YOU READ OR WATCH PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS?
A. Indeed. Got a sweet little whack stack back at the pad.
B. What asshole hasn't been exposed to this billion dollar industry?
C. I make my own. I'm a bit of a filmmaker. My scenes end with a
squinting facial as a flock of doves are released. Sort of a Sergio
Leone meets John Woo. Can you dig it?
FINISH THE 50 QUESTION QUIZ AT
e-FROLICS (a partner of jokegrenade.com)
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Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Saturday, June 16, 2012
Corrections and Redactions
CIA To Be More Involved In Semen?
Apologies are in order to Joke Grenade readers and a correction to a gross factual error in our reporting is highly overdue. Last week, Joke Grenade incorrectly printed the headline: CIA To Be More Involved in Semen. The article's title was actually supposed to read CIA To Be More Involved in Yemen.
Pictured: a market place in Yemen. Had this
been a market place in Semen, these people
would be trading goods inside a giant ball sack.
Joke Grenade officially and most sincerely apologizes for any confusion our careless reporting may have caused our loyal readers.
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