A Sex Quiz from e-Frolics

In order to pair you up with the most compatible dating profiles possible, e-Frolics has put together a very scientific quiz about sex, sexuality and Human nature.


All you need is your honesty. No need to cram for this one. In fact, "cramming" would mean something else entirely in this situation (as would "all-nighter").

So put on your thinking cap. There's no wrong answer... unless you're lying your ass off.


1. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN INVOLVED IN A DONKEY PUNCH?
     A. I'm not a fan of equine pugilism. 
     B. No, that's just an urban legend.
     C. I did that yesterday. I'm still on queer street as a result.


2. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE?
     A. I'm not gay and believe only straight people have the right to
         become dead inside from a loveless union.
     B. I support a gay couple's right to only have sex with each other
         until their genitals are rendered useless from old age.
     C. I am gay and wish straight people would get their heads out of
         their asses.


3. DO YOU READ OR WATCH PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS?
     A. Indeed. Got a sweet little whack stack back at the pad.
     B. What asshole hasn't been exposed to this billion dollar industry?
     C. I make my own. I'm a bit of a filmmaker. My scenes end with a
         squinting facial as a flock of doves are released. Sort of a Sergio
         Leone meets John Woo. Can you dig it?


FINISH THE 50 QUESTION QUIZ AT
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Introducing e-Frolics: the Mother of All Dating Sites

Do you ever feel like there aren't any transgendered Pacific Islanders out there who are single anymore?
Is there no one decent enough to cuddle up on the couch with and watch the Mighty Ducks 2? Do you find it impossible to find a travel or sightseeing companion willing to pee on your chest once you get back to the hotel?  


Hey, Weirdo... whatever nonsense you are in to, you WILL find compatibility at e-Frolics. 

pictured above: marketable white people 

About e-Frolics: Our mission is to match up our customers with multiple profiles on a daily basis. 

It is often said that we are more "aggressive" than all of our competitors... however, we like to say we are more "playful." 

Dates set up through e-Frolics have a far higher likelihood of someone getting finger blasted at the end of it, than those of Match, e-Harmony or even drunk-horny-bastards.com. 

Relax, you're almost home. Visit e-Frolics (a division of Joke Grenade).

Corrections and Redactions

CIA To Be More Involved In Semen?

Apologies are in order to Joke Grenade readers and a correction to a gross factual error in our reporting is highly overdue.  Last week, Joke Grenade incorrectly printed the headline: CIA To Be More Involved in Semen. The article's title was actually supposed to read CIA To Be More Involved in Yemen.

Pictured: a market place in Yemen.  Had this

been a market place in Semen, these people 

would be trading goods inside a giant ball sack.

Joke Grenade officially and most sincerely apologizes for any confusion our careless reporting may have caused our loyal readers.