A Sex Quiz from e-Frolics

In order to pair you up with the most compatible dating profiles possible, e-Frolics has put together a very scientific quiz about sex, sexuality and Human nature.


All you need is your honesty. No need to cram for this one. In fact, "cramming" would mean something else entirely in this situation (as would "all-nighter").

So put on your thinking cap. There's no wrong answer... unless you're lying your ass off.


1. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN INVOLVED IN A DONKEY PUNCH?
     A. I'm not a fan of equine pugilism. 
     B. No, that's just an urban legend.
     C. I did that yesterday. I'm still on queer street as a result.


2. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE?
     A. I'm not gay and believe only straight people have the right to
         become dead inside from a loveless union.
     B. I support a gay couple's right to only have sex with each other
         until their genitals are rendered useless from old age.
     C. I am gay and wish straight people would get their heads out of
         their asses.


3. DO YOU READ OR WATCH PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS?
     A. Indeed. Got a sweet little whack stack back at the pad.
     B. What asshole hasn't been exposed to this billion dollar industry?
     C. I make my own. I'm a bit of a filmmaker. My scenes end with a
         squinting facial as a flock of doves are released. Sort of a Sergio
         Leone meets John Woo. Can you dig it?


FINISH THE 50 QUESTION QUIZ AT
e-FROLICS (a partner of jokegrenade.com) 

Joke Grenade Meeting Notes 2/25

Overview:
Just had a very productive meeting where we discussed a system for FTP'ing video for the Joke Grenade video section.  Fred Castleton will upload videos to the site when he finishes editing them.  Jeff will code them to the site from there.  Wham, Bam, Thanks, Dude!


eFrolics is going to launch in the social media phase 3 on or around May 21.  In the meantime, there will be a "coming soon" graphic on its home page.  The goal here is still to have about 100 (50 men, 50 women) profiles at the onset.  Stan and Fran advice column and a sex quiz remain the main draws so far.  Still open to new ideas here though.

Joke Grenade stamps and bugs are going to put on all of the video and artwork for branding purposes.  This fits into the branding launch (phase 1) on March 18.  Fred will get a viral video list from Jeff and Tito to begin branding video for this phase.   Jeff has already begun branding on the Best Sellers Gallery and will move on to My Child Needs Therapy, Jokeflix, the gallery about the Milky Way Makeover and the soon-to-be-created explosive joke grenades gallery.   The "Awful Tee Shirt" Gallery already has some branding that has taken place. All of this can be seen on the gallery page.

Pop Culture page has been mapped out and Tito and Jeff decided on leaving the Home Page at Five Headlines so as to not bog down potential visitors.  Instead of having old material cascade down the page, content will be replaced each time to fit into the five spots.