Thursday, May 16, 2013
NEWS ARCHIVES
Bank of America to Introduce
'Because You Bank Here' Fee
When You Click Above Image, There Will Be A Ten Dollar Service
Charge Applied to Your Next Monthly Bill For Your Convenience.
Patriotic American Uses 'Freedom
Tickler' On Girlfriend
French Socialism-hating Ben Kruger is shown above thinking
about a time-honored, freedom-inspiring "American" device.
Hemorrhoid Sufferers Sit-In Protest
Becomes a Stand-In After an Hour or So
Celebrity and chronic hemorrhoid sufferer Daryl Hannah is
about to suggest that maybe the group stand for a while.
China: No Delivery for Food Orders Under
Fifteen Dollars, Limit One Child Per Family
Hottest Items Are Shrimp Lo Mein and Babies Born Male.
Sixteen Year-Old Fifth-Grader
Deemed 'Too Big To Fail'
Trevor Hanson chugs malt beer in front of an American flag.
These totally legit stories and more at:
in the NEWS ARCHIVE.
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Wednesday, May 15, 2013
NEWS ARCHIVES
Hit TV Show Dallas Renews Tony Romo's
Contract for Ninth Season
Popular Actor to Reprise Role of Oil Tycoon and Part-Time
Quarterback in the Hit TV Series. Who Ever Did Shoot J.R.?
Couple Claims to Have Qualified for
'Mile High Club' After Honeymooning
in Denver Area
Sex Romp in Coors Field Cheap Seats "Clinched It" According
to Newlyweds. Related: Shrinking Airline Bathrooms to Blame
For Declining Membership into Mile High Club?
No Second-Date With Feminist Direct
Result of Careless Title Nine Comment
Chad Huddleston Realized Not Having Varsity Men's Water
Polo Team Not Really That Fucking Important in Hindsight.
Tales of Vacation Sins Return Home With
Las Vegas Resident, Loophole Unfair
Irritating Co-Worker Keeps Saying
"Roger" and "Copy That"
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News Archives
- Small Creationist Group Evolves Into Much Larger Organization
- Groupon and Craigslist Will Team Up to Provide "Orgy Catering"
- Second Grader from Wichita Wins National Speling Bea
NEWS IN PICTURES:
Exotic Dancer Makes Car Down Payment
With Two Thousand One Dollar Bills
Catholic Church Embarks on Global
Sex Education Project, Missionary Style
The Church Will Use Pet Rabbits as Instructional Tools. Pictured
Above: 'the Laying on of the Hands.'
This and Lots More Fake News at:
Gays, Klansmen Tussle in Street Battle
CHICAGO, IL --- Dozens of brawls erupted on the streets of Chicago
when two floats from overlapping parade routes collided Saturday...
News Archives
Class President Strong Arms Student Body
Into Participating in Anti-Bullying Week
Study Finds Diarrhea, 'Feminine Issues'
Both Solid Sick-Day Excuses
Fashion Store The Gap Names
Michael Strahan as Their
Official Spokesmodel
True Blood Star Anna Paquin to Appear With the
Former NFL Star in Numerous Ads.
Red Kettle Bell Ringer Straight Up
Eye-Ballin' These Cheap Mother Fuckers
Herman "Salvation-One-Man-Army" Jones is Tryin'
to Get Some Damn Donations Up in This Piece.
Chopping Head Off Turkey, Watching
It Die Made For A Special Thanksgiving
The Anderson's Did Their Part By Using A Free Range Bird.
It Took A Total of Six Wacks Before the Head Came Off.
All of these falsehoods and more at:
Wrong 'N' Word Doesn't Make A Civil Right
NAACP funeral for the 'N' word and sexist language, the University of
Alabama Student Club for Diversity awkwardly buried the wrong 'N' word...
News Archives
NBA to Begin Playing in Second Half of Season
Much Like a Real Game, the NBA Starts Playing in the 3rd Quarter.
New New Delhi Deli Makes
Indelible Impression
Negligent Mother Leaves
Sugar Babies in Hot Car
Thirty-Minute Errand-Turned Fiasco Being Dubbed
"Sticky Dash Tragedy."
Big Papi: "Home Runs Vetty Vetty
Hard to Hit With No Steroids."
Obnoxious Moviegoer Subjected to
Wave of Passive-Aggressive 'Ahems'
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Tuesday, May 14, 2013
The Wife Beaters Hall of Fame --- Vanilla Ice
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Wife Beaters Hall of Fame
is now ready for your viewing displeasure.
This gallery is dedicated
to some bad dudes and
contains absolutely no cute kittens.
Man Gets Wish of Someday Dying
in Warm Bed When Meteor Crashes
in Warm Bed When Meteor Crashes
into His Bedroom
Makers of Rabbit Sex Toy Take
Two-Prong Approach to
Marketing Campaign
Congress Saddles Little Guy With the Bill
Nothing But Cry Babies and Fags in Man's
Court-Ordered Sensitivity Training
TSA Screeners to Play Barry White Music
During Routine Pat Downs
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News Archives
G-20 Leaders Discuss Weather,
Best Route to Summit
Greek Economy Taking A
Greek Style Pounding
Man Meets Dateline NBC's
To Catch A Predator Host
Longtime Fan Meets Chris Hansen, Then
is Abruptly Taken Into Custody.
World's Oldest Boy Rejects
Mother's Breast Milk
Flock of Seagulls Blamed For
Plane Crash, Shitty Music
The Wife Beater's Hall of Fame --- James Brown
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section. The Wife Beaters' Hall of Fame is
now available for your viewing displeasure. This gallery is
dedicated to some bad dudes and contains absolutely no cute
kittens.
Hillary Clinton Spends an Entire Career Advancing the Interests of Women Only to Wind Up Being a Secretary
John Kerry Takes Over as Secretary of State.
Boy Named Hymen Mysteriously
Explodes While Horseback Riding
Seemingly Strong Boy Suddenly Bursts into
Red Mist. Pokey the Horse Was Not Injured.
Woman Sacrifices Career, Marriage
for Intervention Marathon on A&E
Charlie Sheen Upset to Learn Police
Escort Only Entails Ride to the Airport
Facing Elimination, Local Boy Changes
Game of HORSE to HORS D'OEUVRES
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